Now, on with the story! Chapter 1- Mad World. "Hermione sweetie, it's time to wake up! It's another beautiful day outside. Oh how I love fall! Maybe after your morning potion you can ask the mediwizard if you can go outside by the lake, he seems to think you are doing much better, although I can't detect a change for the life of me."Okay." Umbridge nodded and walked (Harry wasn't sure if she had waddled) away with her nose in the air. Harry headed to the hospital wing to inform Madame Pomfrey of Professor Umbitch's color. That shade of purple couldn't possibly be healthy. {-31-} Harry Potter never showed up to his first day of detention. Or his second. Or his third.Just Another Wrong Boy Who Lived Story by TheGarbageCanIsNotAMonster reviews. Harry Potter had a good life, until his second Halloween when his brother, Matthew, was proclaimed the boy who lived, and he was pushed to the shadows. Now, Harry has to put up with the bratty BWL and his vie for his parents' affection. Discontinued. Edited …A hard choice, between this and Harry Crow. Ha. Seriously, though, I can wax on about Inverarity’s original series of works set in the American wizarding world endlessly but to avoid spoiling anything because I’d rather just let the storytelling and writing quality speak for itself, this is more than just reading a Harry Potter fanfiction ...Insane Asylum Escapees By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Harry's and Malfoy's eyes locked on each other before nodding. "Rock, paper scissors!" They yelled (the whole hall did one of the 'Anime sweat drops'). Malfoy had paper, Harry scissors. Harry cackled before pulling out a bag of cookies from the bag (The sweat drops just grew). "No fair! Mrs. Snape makes the best cookies ever!" Malfoy pouted ...LF crazy and or insane harry, and harry is ideally dark. As the title says, I am looking for a harry story where he has gone off of the walls. One active story is "the nightmare man" by Tiro is a good example of what I am looking for. Also, please only link completed or active stories, unless there is am outstanding abandoned one.Mar 16, 2011 · Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times "Enoby") Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. Written by super-tard Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal was ...Harry ducked down behind the shield. There was a loud crash and gust of wind. Harry looked down and saw he was still in one piece, and he hadn't been moved. He chanced a peak over the shield and saw that Cormac was now lying several feet away in a rather bloody mess. Judging by the groans he was still alive though.Harry screamed falling extremely fast towards a miniscule dot. "Oh don't worry" the girl said waving a hand around as she lay on her back looking up at Harry. "Worry is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" she then mimicked a rocking chair while smoking an invisible pipe.The Feel of Feelings By: Falling Tenshi. Harry goes to Azkaban and later released. Not pleased with life and a tad insane, Harry sneaks off to a new, potentially more dangerous school. ManiuplativeDumbledore, BadRonAndGinny, Slash. HarryMaleOC STOPPED, REWRITTEN FIC UNDER NEW TITLE.There are seven total “Harry Potter” books. All of the books were published by Scholastic between September 1998 and July 2007. Three additional, smaller books mentioned in the “Ha...So I was going to bed one night, not long after I finished chapter 68 of my other story, and the idea for an absolutely batshit insane Harry Potter fanfic, of all things, wormed its way into my head and just would not let me sleep. It's even worse than my Dragon Age / Warhammer 40000 crossover mind egg, which is saying something.Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not own anything pertaining to the Harry Potter universe. Trauma of a Savior. Chapter 1: The Triwizard tournament was thankfully over, for one Harry James Potter, but it did not mean the end of his nightmares. In fact, it was only the beginning. It was only the beginning of a very weird and bizarre desire or feeling.He groaned, he just wanted to brood in peace, without one Albus Potter interrupting. Maybe if I prayed hard enough, he would just go away , he thought to himself. "Come on, Scorpy, let it all out," Al continued, clapping a hand on his back and taking a seat next to him.Chapter One: Madness. A young man with raven feather black hair sat huddled on the floor of a room that light had not shown in for many weeks. Tears fell down his face, which paled severely due to his lack of exposure to the sun. He did not know how long he had been in this position, nor did he care.When Albus Dumbledore Goes Insane -- Bren Eldrid Bera. Chapter One: There is no Chapter One. Summary: We all believe Headmaster Albus D. to be a little sane. Well, this is what happens when he truly goes insane. Features: a fist-fight between two Professors, a headmaster in the nude, and a whole bunch of other crazy things...Asylum. Chapter 1: Prologue. It was a beautiful night, not too hot and not too cold. The stars twinkled in the endless dark blue sky and the moon was full and shining happily in the distance. The houses of Little Whinging Surrey lined up all looking exactly the same on Private Drive.A set of two holiday stories exploring the relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape. After helping the headmaster move the Mirror of Erised to a new home, Severus Snape receives an unexpected gift. Several years later, an old friend arrives to remind Albus Dumbledore of the gift he once gave. Harry Potter - Rated: K - …Again., a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. Books Harry Potter. Harry Potter Goes Insane. Again. By: Blue Newt. Unless you are pregnant or have heart problems, this story shouldn't gross you out TOO much. ;) Rated: Fiction T - English - Words: 363 - Reviews: 19 - Published: Jan 25, 2002 - id: 567336.Notes: Note from the archivist: This story was originally archived at the Harry Potter Fanfic Archive and was moved to the AO3 as part of the Open Doors project in 2022. We tried to reach out to all creators about the move and posted announcements, but may not have reached everyone.Some things that come in groups of seven include the days of the week, the books in the Harry Potter series, the notes in a typically major or minor scale, the games in the playoff...Harry Potter Fanfics Are Actually Insane!!!! Discussion. I recently saw one where members of the DA polyjuiced themselves as the slytherins and jumped Umbridge on the quidditch …Harry screamed falling extremely fast towards a miniscule dot. "Oh don't worry" the girl said waving a hand around as she lay on her back looking up at Harry. "Worry is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" she then mimicked a rocking chair while smoking an invisible pipe.Summary: in which Harry's insane. People are trying to comfort him. Warnings: Suicidal tendencies, possible cutting please don't read if these are your triggers. Are a bunch of sad one shots. Possibilities: Slash, maybe. AN: Enjoy. Chapter one. Artistic Genius-line-I like it when the red water comes out. What I do not like is the pain, the mess ...he murmured and held out a hand to the brunet. "I suppose not," Harry murmured in return as he took the hand, Draco easily tugging him to his feet. He led the blonde up to the highest room in the boys' tower, and undid the wards on his door. "Habit," he murmured sheepishly as he closed the door after them. "It's not a bad one," Draco replied as ...Less than a week after Disney World raised its ticket prices, Universal Studios in Orlando followed suit with an increase of its own. By clicking "TRY IT", I agree to receive newsl...Dumbledore ignored Snape's grumbling and McGonagall's sighs as he rang the doorbell. "Boy! Get the door!" they heard from inside. "Yes, Uncle Vernon," followed after. The sound of shifting footsteps, the lock unlocking and the door was opened by a short black-haired boy who didn't look older than eight with emerald green eyes.Feb 10, 2012 #1. I'm looking for fics where Harry starts to lose his sanity (and goes Dark), more specifically like he does in Amer's Equal and Opposite or Anonymous88's Control. …Pen Pals. Harry whistled a happy tune as he walked towards the owlery. "Hedwig." "Hoot," Hedwig called out as she landed on his shoulder. "I've got a letter I need delivered." "Hoot," she hooted proudly. "But there's a good chance that whoever delivers it will die in horrible pain. So I was wondering, is there an owl you'd recommend for the job?"Unwilling Champion. Harry had rarely before been as happy as he was now that he had ignored the instructions of Dumbledore to stay at Privet Drive last summer. For one thing the summer had been much nicer without the emotional abuse from his relatives. Really, thinking that Harry would be safe there after the episode with Aunt Marge was idiotic.This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by glue and tar. Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashingAfter Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord.Harry sighed into Severus’s palm, burning his flesh with scorching heat, clenching his heart in a tight grip, spinning his head in a mad swirl, “My type… is the terrifying calmness, the unyielding courage.”. The pair of green irises started into Severus’s own, making his bones tingle, melting his resolve, “My type…”.Ron noticed Harry's wierd look and turned to see Hermione putting her tongue on the book. "Her-Hermione? What in God's name are you doing to that poor book?" Ron exclaimed, backing away. Hermione looked up from her book, with a crazed and insane grin on her face, and said, "Are you boys blind? I'm doing my homework!" Harry and Ron exchanged ...And Silas the original Harry the main alter the core. To everyone he was a pawn a war toy. His parents were alive they had suvived and sent him to be abused and destroyed. His godfather and lover alive but kept from him. His child his lover protected with his life. Many were shocked when Harry laughed when he was told.Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling. A novel virus, causing severe neurological symptoms reminiscent of fictional 'zombie' behavior, has been identified by health authorities. The virus, which was first detected in a small, remote village, has begun to spread to neighboring regions, inciting widespread concern.May 22, 2015 · Harriet's world crumbled down around her, and a vulnerable child was thrown face-first into a world of magic and wonder, of intrigue and plots, of Light and Dark—a world ruled by seven ancient, scheming, and immensely powerful families. Harriet must learn quickly—not to excel—but to survive. Language: English."Finally decide to give up the 'insane asylum' ruse, Mr. Potter?" McGonagall asked. "No," Harry replied, as he transfigured his match to a needle and back repeatedly. "Then why - " McGonagall was cut off, just like Harry last night. "It makes the insane ones feel better," Harry repeated Blaise's words from the night before. McGonagall's eye ...Universal Studios has announced that the new roller coaster in Hogsmeade will be Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure After months (years?) of waiting, loyal Harry Potter...Male. Location: USA. Feb 11, 2012 #4. While the topic is up, I've been trying to refind a fic I saw on here a while ago. It involved Harry being thrown into Azkaban for some reason or another, then is let out by Dumbledore. Harry's gone batshit crazy while in prison. While they're (Harry + Dumbledore) in the MoM's office, he reads a newspaper ...Some things that come in groups of seven include the days of the week, the books in the Harry Potter series, the notes in a typically major or minor scale, the games in the playoff...Hermione Granger is sure that Harry Potter is muddling up her perfectly organized world. I Am Going Slightly Insane. This is the story of the loss of my sanity in fifth year. The craziness started in the carriage of the Hogwarts Express where we were sipping blue lemonade - just Harry, Loony and I. The other purebloods wouldn't touch the ...James Potter Chapter 40: You're Insane, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. James Potter By: Sam Storsky. "Leave her ALONE!" A deep voice boomed. Bright blue light hit Severus and he fell to the ground. I sighed in relief and stepped closer to my savior. He came out of the shadow, and the moonlight revealed the unmistakable hazel eyes.But don't flame, it's a pointless little activity that just makes me laugh. Insane Pleasures. Chapter 1. Harry Potter, brother of the boy who lived. Well, when you remembered that he existed. He was top of his class, had never been in a detention, star seeker of his house team, most sought-after boy in the his year.Sirius escapes with Harry after the Potters die. He makes it all the way into the US before Death Eaters catch up to them and he has to abandon Harry. Now Harry is alone. With no name, no history, and no trace. Then, after 13 years, Harry returns to Britain as a very different person.Dark Harry Potter. The Dark Arts (Harry Potter) Summary - Harry was sent to Azkaban at the end of the Triwizard Tournament for mass murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort and single-handedly ending the Second Blood War, the Magical World wants Harry to stay under its control. But Harry has plans of his own.Year 5. Chapter 34: Ministry of Magic part 3. New chapter by Steve2. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. Note: it was "noylj" who was first to recognize the scene in the last chapter as belonging to that 1970's western classic, Blazing Saddles!The girl was simply too nice to refuse. "S-Sure Po-Potter." Harry promptly abandoned the pair, rolling his eyes as he took his seat. Reynolds had a mouth like a steel-trap and Caldwell couldn't shut up. The beginning of a beautiful friendship. S "Hey Potter!" Harry calmly turned to face his newest bother. Twice in one day, it certainly was a ...Psychopath. n. A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse. _. Harry Potter was sitting on an old swing in the local park …A hard choice, between this and Harry Crow. Ha. Seriously, though, I can wax on about Inverarity’s original series of works set in the American wizarding world endlessly but to avoid spoiling anything because I’d rather just let the storytelling and writing quality speak for itself, this is more than just reading a Harry Potter fanfiction ...They should have listened By: Qu7u. Harry Potter just finished his 1st year. After defeating the troll and facing Voldemort he feels he can trust his mentor and headmaster, Albus Dumbledore. He knows he's abused and tries to tell the …I Am the Master. One by one, the Avengers watched as their enemies were reduced to nothing more than dust in the wind, every soldier, ship, every member of the Black Order/Children of Thanos - save Past-Nebula and Past-Gamora, for some odd reason - following the examples of the innocents who'd faded away five years ago, including many of ...Books Harry Potter. To Be Insane, Or Not To Be Insane By: Roslyn Drycof. To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist.Harry Potter + Twilight Crossover. Insane Love By: mirrorstare. The Potter children suffer a hard time thanks to a new problem in the Wizarding world. For their protection, they are sent away. Alec is sent to collect a seer for Aro and the brothers, but what happens when he falls in love. Related to my Terrible Twins.Ginny pushed his arm away and whirled on him. "What? No. You are all INSANE. I'm not marrying Draco!" He smirked and slung his arm around her waist. "Pity. They told me you were brave." "I am brave!" she retorted. He grinned smugly. "Then prove it. Marry me, darling."Harry loves strange, dangerous pets and they love him. With a Nundu (Mittens) that sees Harry as HER human, a Giant Scorpion (Spike) that torments snape, a Chimera (Hedwig) that loves to torture Dumbledor, and a Cryohydra/Nidhogg hybrid (Sam) that loves spitting ice in everyone's face. It's safe to say life is never boring with Harry around.Fanfic of slexenskee's 'Crawlersout' FemHarry. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,833 ... Harry Potter is about to disrupt his life by convincing the world that he is Tom's mistake of a son, the by-product of one night the young Dark Lord was drunk and sixteen. Thus follows one of the biggest ...Golden Trio and Snape By: Gina555. While patrolling the corridors of Hogwarts, Snape stumbled upon the Golden Trio in a closed women's restroom. It was then that he learned the secret of the boy who survived and radically …Year 5. Chapter 34: Ministry of Magic part 3. New chapter by Steve2. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. Note: it was "noylj" who was first to recognize the scene in the last chapter as belonging to that 1970's western classic, Blazing Saddles!Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots. Chapter 5: Mr Rock, the Dementor Attacking Rock. At the request of ladylookslikeadude, I am doing the scene from POA with the dementors on the train.The Harry Potter Insane Asylum. Follow . Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 12-21-09. Founder: Domna - Stories: 255 - Followers: 191 - id: 76973. Stories warying from slightly …Beatrice Haywood. Unhinged Harry Potter. Crazy Harry Potter. Hurt/Comfort. Hufflepuff Harry Potter. Crossdressing. BAMF Harry Potter. Not Canon Compliant. Queer Friendly.Oct 18, 2021 · he murmured and held out a hand to the brunet. "I suppose not," Harry murmured in return as he took the hand, Draco easily tugging him to his feet. He led the blonde up to the highest room in the boys' tower, and undid the wards on his door. "Habit," he murmured sheepishly as he closed the door after them. "It's not a bad one," Draco replied as ...Chapter 7 – Insane Sorrow. The World was in shock. James Sirius Potter, Jr., or "Jamie" the Boy-Who-Lived and who had saved them all, was dead. He had not died valiantly as one would expect of the "Savior of the Wizarding World" to die. No, from all reliable sources and after a very thorough investigation by not only the British Ministry of ..."It makes the insane ones feel better," Blaise said. "Ah…I suppose that that's a good enough reason to play along," Harry said, smiling. The Next Day: Transfiguration Classroom "Finally decide to give up the 'insane asylum' ruse, Mr. Potter?" McGonagall asked. "No," Harry replied, as he transfigured his match to a needle and back repeatedly."Only Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood would have Bob the Builder as an imaginary friend." 1234567890. Short but funny, at least to me. Not nearly as good as the Chubbchubbs, but that's because Inspiration hit, and then vanished into thin air for this one. I got the idea to get Harry to meet Luna right before Amileah suggested it. RuneCHAPTER 1. "Harry", "Harry you should go up there." Hermione told him in a hushed voice. Harry was still trying to process what was happining around him. Eventhough he doubted it because of his dreams and announcement of the Triwizard tournament, he still thought he might get a quiet year. Free of all the saviour stuffs and all.Chaos By: JustBored21. Harry gets thrown back in time and ends up in his ten year old body. This time, he's going to do everything different, this time he will have a proper relationship with the love of his life who happens to be a Siren and this time he's not playing Dumbledore's games.Dumbledore, Hermione, select Weasley bashing.exclaimed Ron. They watched as their friend staggered into the wall next to the magical barrier several times before managing to make it through. Following the young wizard, they found themselves standing on platform 9 ¾. Running across the platform, they managed to catch up with Harry who had ballet danced to the door of the train.What would become of the wizarding world in the future? Voldemort makes a portrait of Harry Potter as a trophy and begins to interact with him. AU Harrymort Oneshot. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 137 - Published: May 11, 2015 - Status: Complete ...Iris chirped out between sips of her own coffee while pointing to the R&D department, "Keiko going nuts due to lack of sleep, sex, and sanity." Arya nodded, "Right now-". The phone beeped again, trying and failing to calm himself Harry unlocked the screen and winced as he read it. Mia: But he keeps promising he'll change!He and Harry would get their revenge, just not now. He needed to explain to Harry what he was today. On the way to school on the Dursley's car, Harry woke up from a nap after Harry got a panic attack. The obscurus relinquish control of the body back to its owner and ruminate on when he should give the explanation. A/N:Harry Potter Fanfics Are Actually Insane!!!! Discussion. I recently saw one where members of the DA polyjuiced themselves as the slytherins and jumped Umbridge on the quidditch …Karmic Acumen. It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter. Too bad, really. I would have fixed the last book to not include a real ending. Author's Note: As readers may have guessed, I am terrible at updating, and usually abandon my stories if I find they no longer interest me, or as is more likely, I forget what I was doing, and cant remember the intended plot for the life of me.Lovegood to be Insane. House: Gryffindor. Task: Wandlore, Task #2. Forum: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Challenges and Assignments) A/N: So, it's been a while. But honestly, balancing education and writing, it's a bit of a problem. Like, what kind of teacher decides to assign an annotated bibliography over Thanksgiving Break? I'm 13!Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4824 - Favs: 11,558 ...This community will hopefully contain good alterative Harry Potter fanfictions, with the lead charactor being of course Harry. Harry in the fanfictions choosen to be in this community will be either: Creepy (think mass-murder/horror), Dark as in not being Dumbledore's golden boy, and crazy which can either involve insanity or just plain weird Harry.LF crazy and or insane harry, and harry is ideally dark. As the title says, I am looking for a harry story where he has gone off of the walls. One active story is "the nightmare man" by Tiro is a good example of what I am looking for. Also, please only link completed or active stories, unless there is am outstanding abandoned one.The first Harry Potter fanfic we will be looking at is undoubtedly one of the most, if not the most, popular on the internet.. With millions of hits and counting, it is clear that fans of Harry Potter go crazy for this story.. It has over 525,000 words spread over 188 chapters. This story was completed in 2018 but still holds its title as the most popular Harry Potter …. A Castle of Flowers by Dev Sagittarius Black reviewsThis is a series of oneshots that involve Har None of them knew what it was like to be clinically insane. None of them, not a single one of them knew what it was like to have Lord Voldemort inside of your head On. A. Daily. Basis. Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Horror - Harry P., Ginny W. - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 15, 2009 - Status: Complete ...Cold beads of sweat clung to his face and his hair as result from his nightmare, the same nightmare that plagued his dreams since that night at the Ministry of Magic. Harry glanced at the flashing red numbers of his clock before crawling out of bed. 6:00 a.m., he would need to wake up in another hour anyway. Dark, Mad , Powerful Harry Potter! Follow . Good stories Now, on with the story! Chapter 1- Mad World. "Hermione sweetie, it's time to wake up! It's another beautiful day outside. Oh how I love fall! Maybe after your morning potion you can ask the mediwizard if you can go outside by the lake, he seems to think you are doing much better, although I can't detect a change for the life of me.Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter. Everyone thought that when the twin prank challenge ended, Hermione would go back to acting like normal instead of an insane person. However, they were all wrong. The problem was, Hermione liked acting insane (and bugging the hell out of the professors of Hogwarts). Her favourite person to annoy was Snape. "Finally decide to give up the 'insane asylum' ruse, Mr...
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